Small spaces shouldn’t hold you back from living your largest life.
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$10 / question
You have targeted areas of curiosity, e.g.,
“Where should I place this lamp?”
“What do I do with this (feeble gesture) empty wall?”
“Why does my attempt at wall decor look more like a supermarket checkout counter?”
100% of my clients trust me more than LLMs; they actually do save time, because I get it right the first time.
Also I am funnier, kinder, and I do not pander.
(All questions are valid. But if you ask ones like “why do I hate everything in my house and feel so trapped?” → might route you to my therapy practice)
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$1 / sq.ft. (1 room)
You have 1 room of interest.
You want expertise to lay its groundwork + layout. You are confident about filling in the final details yourself.
This service includes:
90min online consultation (Zoom / Google Meet)
Super-detailed instructions: Amplify your room’s strengths and avoid certain pitfalls
7 days worth of unlimited follow-up questions answered over text (You’re ideally texting a friend at this point.)
(What counts as a room? A room is a space with enclosed walls or a dedicated zone with a clear purpose. Room-maxx at your own risk.)
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$2 / sq.ft. (>1 room)
You have a large space consisting of multiple rooms / zones.
(A full-floor office, a large foyer + entryway + kitchen, or a whole apartment.)
The extra dollar per square foot covers:
Coherent, holistic designs between and across each unique room
Vision / mood / manifestation / (whatever you call it these days) board per zone + live product links
We can iterate through these designs until you feel empowered to move forward on your own.
(Subject to availability and rates, I may take on last-mile furniture purchase + across-threshold or into-room coordination.)
Queer Eye meets d.school Designing Your Life
Designed interiors are the goal, but they’re not the end.
My clients say they “sleep better”, “have 30 more minutes a day for things I love and I’m not sure where it came from”, “effortlessly using coasters now wow”.
My clients:
Live in cities and need to maximize their square footage.
Love an interior designer who's a therapist.
Love a therapist who's an interior designer.
Don’t really give a damn about my tech career (which, fair.)
How it works:
Step 1: Let's dream up Ideal You in your Ideal Space.
Step 2: Let's stare (lovingly!) down Current You in your Current Space.
Step 3: Let's transform the space. Trust that the You will follow.
Step 4: Let's settle up (I do know where you live now)