Small spaces shouldn’t hold you back from living your largest life.

As featured on Apartment Therapy.

  • $10 / question

    $10 / question

    You have targeted areas of curiosity, e.g.,

    • “Where should I place this lamp?”

    • “What do I do with this (feeble gesture) empty wall?”

    • “Why does my attempt at wall decor look more like a supermarket checkout counter?”

    100% of my clients trust me more than LLMs. I get to insight that feels right more quickly (surprise, surprise).

    Also I am funnier, kinder, and I do not pander.

    (All questions are valid. But if you ask ones like “why do I hate everything in my house and feel so trapped?” → might route you to my therapy practice)

  • $1 / sq.ft. (1 room)

    You have 1 room of interest.

    You want expertise to lay its groundwork + layout. You are confident about filling in the final details yourself.

    This service includes:

    • 90min online consultation (Zoom / Google Meet)

    • Super-detailed instructions: Amplify your room’s strengths and avoid certain pitfalls

    • 7 days worth of unlimited follow-up questions answered over text (You’re ideally texting a friend at this point.)

    (What counts as a room? A room is a space with enclosed walls or a dedicated zone with a clear purpose. Room-maxx at your own risk.)

  • $2 / sq.ft. (>1 room)

    You have a large space consisting of multiple rooms / zones.

    (A full-floor office, a large foyer + entryway + kitchen, or a whole apartment.)

    The extra dollar per square foot covers:

    • Coherent, holistic designs between and across each unique room

    • Vision / mood / manifestation / (whatever you call it these days) board per zone + live product links

    We can iterate through these designs until you feel empowered to move forward on your own.

    (Subject to availability and rates, I may take on last-mile furniture purchase + across-threshold or into-room coordination.)

Queer Eye meets d.school Designing Your Life.

Good looking interiors are table stakes.

Post-Laura, my clients report “sleep better”, “have 30 more minutes a day for things I love and I’m not sure where it came from”, “am effortlessly using coasters now wow”, “look at my space and just randomly smile”.

If any of these sound like you:

  1. Live in a $$$ city, and need to maximize your square footage.

  2. Love an interior designer who's a like therapist

  3. Love a therapist who's like an interior designer

  4. Don’t really give a damn about my tech career (which, fair)

How this works:

Step 1: Let's dream up Ideal You in your Ideal Space.

Step 2: Let's stare (lovingly!) down Current You in your Current Space.

Step 3: Let's transform the space. (Trust that the You will follow!)

Step 4: Let's settle up. (I do know where you live now)

Feels good > looks good.

I focus on the former. The latter follows naturally.
Both at record speed.